This Week in Bears

• Bear slaughters houses, terrorizes community
  
• Russian ice hockey team eaten, replaced with bears
  
• Swiss bear shot for mauling man
  
• Accidental bear launch disaster over city, polar bears everywhere
  

Bear Language

Today's word is... NDm°

NDm° (Nom) Audio Playback
Noun

1. Contemptuously rude or impertinent behavior or speech.

2. A piece of excrement.

3. A very light rain.

In A Sentence: NDm°, NDm° NDm° NDm°.

Bearpedia

This week's Bearpedia entry goes to...

The Grylls Bear!

The Grylls Bear is native to the small European islands of the United Kingdom, and is rarely seen. A few scattered reports from around the world claim to have the Grylls Bear located in several random environments such as the Amazon, the Pacific Islands, and the Rocky Mountains. The Grylls Bear is an expert survivalist, being able to live without food or water for a period of 72 hours. They specialize in finding food from travel motels and TV studios, where the bears will spend most of their time. The ytdter of the Grylls Bear is not as large as its international counterparts', so it makes up for this size difference by wearing a layer of mud on its body. The Grylls Bears' ytdter is twice the size of that of an Andersons Bear.

Grylls Bear Fun Fact:
The Grylls Bear is one of the only bear species to be spotted on Mount Everest!

Bear Language

Today's word is... NDm°

NDm° (Nom) Audio Playback
Adjective

1. Fellowly.

2. Overbearing pride evidenced by a superior manner toward inferiors.

In A Sentence: NDm° NDm° NDm° NDm° NDm°!

This Week In Bears

• Polar Bear Launched At White House; Voters Say "It's Too Late Now, The Bears Are Unstoppable"
• Bear Kills Woman; Neighbors State "It's Too Late Now, The Bears Are Unstoppable"
• Alaskan Oil Men And Polar Bears Team Up; Local Moose Comments "It's Too Late Now, The Oil Men And Bears Are Unstoppable"
• Rogue Bear Launcher In Aspen Runs Amok; Local Tree Shaman Prophetizes "It's Too Late Now, The Bears Are Unstoppable"
• Mutant Bear-Dog Rummages Through Garbage; The Mutant Says "IHOP Is The Only Safe Place"

Bear Language

Today's word is... NDm°



NDm° (Nom) Audio Playback
Adjective

1) Of a pale brown color, like raw silk or unbleached linen; beige

In a Sentence: NDm° NDm° NDm°, NDm°!

Random Bear Fact of the Week

Fact:
Koalas may seem to be always slow and sluggish, but in reality they are actually very agile. Whenever you see a koala in a nature documentary sitting peacefully in its tree, this is because they have an extremely low metabolic rate. The contents of eucalyptus are extremely high in fiber, and extremely low in nutrition. To conserve energy, the koalas spend most of their time sleeping, while their digestive system works extra hard to digest their food.