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The Grylls Bear!

The Grylls Bear is native to the small European islands of the United Kingdom, and is rarely seen. A few scattered reports from around the world claim to have the Grylls Bear located in several random environments such as the Amazon, the Pacific Islands, and the Rocky Mountains. The Grylls Bear is an expert survivalist, being able to live without food or water for a period of 72 hours. They specialize in finding food from travel motels and TV studios, where the bears will spend most of their time. The ytdter of the Grylls Bear is not as large as its international counterparts', so it makes up for this size difference by wearing a layer of mud on its body. The Grylls Bears' ytdter is twice the size of that of an Andersons Bear.

Grylls Bear Fun Fact:
The Grylls Bear is one of the only bear species to be spotted on Mount Everest!

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The Anderson's bear!

The Anderson's bear is a subspecies of the larger and more powerful Kodiak bear. The main difference between the two, though, is the massive variation in ytdter size. The Anderson's bear has a small, tiny ytdter, which can only be seen with the Hubble Space Telescope. Because of this, the Anderson's bear makes for poor launching. In fact, you would be better off to launch a rock or a cloud. Because the ytdter is so small, the Anderson's bear simply lights on fire mid-flight (which is an average of three feet), then turns into chinese food. Nothing is more unthreatening than chinese food coming out of a cannon.

Anderson's Bear Fun Fact:

The Anderson's bear is this close to the ground!

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This week's Bearpedia moonbeam shines on... the KODIAK BEAR!

It's only fair that the Kodiak Bear gets the first Bear Blog salutation in the Bearpedia category. After all, it has won greatest bear of all time award every mating season since the beginning of time. The Kodiak Bear is native to the Kodiak Archipelago just south of Alaska. The largest Kodiak Bear ever to be in captivity was named Clyde and lived in the Dakota Zoo in Bismarck, North Carolina. Clyde swore before his death that Kodiak Bears would one day rule supreme again. This statement scared the Statue of Liberty so much that she made a note in her diary to up security on Bear Launching. This action was never carried out...

Anyways, Kodiak Bears are the largest sub-species of Brown Bear. Sixteen of the largest Brown Bears ever launched came from the Kodiak Archipelago.

Kodiak Bear fun fact: The Kodiak Ytdter is so magnificent, that looking directly at it can cause severe brain trauma, death, acne, and chronic urticaria.