The Anderson's bear!
The Anderson's bear is a subspecies of the larger and more powerful Kodiak bear. The main difference between the two, though, is the massive variation in ytdter size. The Anderson's bear has a small, tiny ytdter, which can only be seen with the Hubble Space Telescope. Because of this, the Anderson's bear makes for poor launching. In fact, you would be better off to launch a rock or a cloud. Because the ytdter is so small, the Anderson's bear simply lights on fire mid-flight (which is an average of three feet), then turns into chinese food. Nothing is more unthreatening than chinese food coming out of a cannon.
Anderson's Bear Fun Fact:
The Anderson's bear is this close to the ground!
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