Saturday, September 26, 2009

Bearpedia


This week's Bearpedia moonbeam shines on... the KODIAK BEAR!



It's only fair that the Kodiak Bear gets the first Bear Blog salutation in the Bearpedia category. After all, it has won greatest bear of all time award every mating season since the beginning of time. The Kodiak Bear is native to the Kodiak Archipelago just south of Alaska. The largest Kodiak Bear ever to be in captivity was named Clyde and lived in the Dakota Zoo in Bismarck, North Carolina. Clyde swore before his death that Kodiak Bears would one day rule supreme again. This statement scared the Statue of Liberty so much that she made a note in her diary to up security on Bear Launching. This action was never carried out...

Anyways, Kodiak Bears are the largest sub-species of Brown Bear. Sixteen of the largest Brown Bears ever launched came from the Kodiak Archipelago.

Kodiak Bear fun fact: The Kodiak Ytdter is so magnificent, that looking directly at it can cause severe brain trauma, death, acne, and chronic urticaria.

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