This Week in Bears

• Man climbs into bear cage at zoo
  
• New York officer shoots bear
  
• Bear gets smacked in the "knuts"
  
• "Battle Bears" iPod App reaches 1,000,000 downloads
  
• Bear control methods in Aspen, Colorado
  
• Bear battle at German zoo, one injured, and one dead
  
• Bus Driver gives small child as an offering to an angry bear
  
• Bear attacks bus, kills thirty
  
• NASA prepares for prototype bear launch