Hello fellow bear fanatics! Welcome to the Origins of the Bear Launcher: The Blog!
Here is an overview of how posts will be organized from this point forward: Mondays- Bear Language Tuesdays- This Week in Bears Wednesdays- Bears and Their Ytdters Thursdays- The Modern Bear Launcher Fridays- History of the Bear Launcher Saturdays- Bearpedia Sundays- Random Bear Fact of the Week
A biochemical scientist, BEARS! has spent the last two decades living in the Canadian Rockies, studying bears in the wild. After several near-death encounters, BEARS! still continues to research and document bears today. Now, helping write the book The Origins of the Bear Launcher, he hopes that all his hard work will not be put to waste, and that the general public can be inspired by what he thinks is the most magnificent organism on the planet.
BearLauncherGreaser
BearLauncherGreaser was a photographer and producer for BBC back in his day, capturing images of bears around the planet for all to enjoy (all pictures on the blog are credited to him). Unfortunately, images of bears, ytdters, and tall people that he often captured horrified audiences in the UK, where some people were so shocked and terrified that they couldn't leave their homes. However, after losing his job, he applied for West Point, studying the art of Bear Launcher Greasing for 24 years. Now, as a bear launcher greaser, BearLauncherGreaser provides invaluable information to both the public and his colleagues.
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